This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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