She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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