Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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