is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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