Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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