No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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