So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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