i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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