I just pynch a tree in the face
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
well you can't waste a boner
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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