I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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