I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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