Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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