If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
