you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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