ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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