i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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