that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
