No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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