I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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