is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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