I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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