i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
