I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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