Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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