yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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