Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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