His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You've changed since you got that strap on
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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