i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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