if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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