writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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