SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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