Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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