physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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