quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
