somebody snuck up and got me drunk
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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