none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
