I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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