i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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