We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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