Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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