When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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