You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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