i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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