we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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