I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
