my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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