Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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