I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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