I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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