the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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