Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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