I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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