yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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